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Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Double Bird Unpainted Gnome Statue, 3.5in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Polyresin Indoor/Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults

Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Double Bird Unpainted Gnome Statue, 3.5in Tall - DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Polyresin Indoor/Outdoor Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults

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  • Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnome - Double Bird, 3.5in Middle Finger Mini Garden Statue. Unpainted gnomes to unleash your inner artist. Our favorite naughty gnomes to paint yourself. Miniature paintable garden gnomes outdoor funny for fairy garden, planter pots or quirky home decor
  • Paintable Gnomes: Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - unpainted gnomes, primed and ready to paint garden statues, go ahead and unleash your inner artist. | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Brush and Paint NOT included.
  • Funny Gnomes Inappropriate: Hilarious DIY crafts for adults. Anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will laugh at our inappropriate garden gnomes and smile at this mini angry gnome. Our funny gnomes make great gnome gifts for collectors or gag gifts for adults.
  • Dimensions: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5" inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant.
  • Designed in the USA. Made in China. Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65
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