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John Bernard & Company Rude Alien Statue “Flipping The Bird” 10″ H Shelf Sitter Extraterrestrial Figurine Funny Home or Garden Decoration (Starlight Bronze)…

John Bernard & Company Rude Alien Statue “Flipping The Bird” 10″ H Shelf Sitter Extraterrestrial Figurine Funny Home or Garden Decoration (Starlight Bronze)…

Regular price $38.97 USD
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  • Rude Alien Statue: He’s not just angry, this ornery little Extraterrestrial is giving the middle finger to everything that upsets him! He’s flipping off the neighbor's cat, yappy dogs, any unwanted visitors – Alien or Otherwise!
  • Funny Home & Garden Decor: Hilarious addition to your flower beds, porch, yard, home or office - anywhere you think it is appropriate! Funny gag gift for men and women. Just about anyone with an odd or offbeat sense of humor will laugh at this extraterrestrial figurine!
  • Designed with a sturdy flat base bottom for stable easy positioning making him perfect for both indoor and outdoor decoration. Treated with a UV-Protectant for prolonged enjoyment
  • Each shelf sitter piece is hand painted with distressed finish. Special attention is given to his ‘known’ features, especially those long fingers, Alien eyes, and elongated extremities
  • Each Extraterrestrial ledge lounger figurine is 10″ tall and is crafted in a designer cold cast resin. Make him the talk of your Home, Office, Garden or Patio Décor!
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