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Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.5in / DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Outdoor or Indoor

Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.5in / DIY Paint Your Own Gnome - Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults, Outdoor or Indoor

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  • Gnometastic Gnude Gnomes - Unpainted Middle Finger Gnome, 8.5" inches - Double Bird Garden Gnome - DIY Paint Your Own Garden Gnome Statue - Funny Lawn Gnome & Garden Decoration for Outdoors or Funny Home Decor for Adults
  • Paintable Gnomes: Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes - unpainted gnomes, primed and ready to paint garden statues, go ahead and unleash your inner artist. | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Brush and Paint NOT included
  • Naughty Gnomes to Paint: Funny garden arts and crafts DIY gifts for you or the gnome collector in your life! Hilarious gag gift idea for men and women. Just about anyone with an offbeat, odd sense of humor will laugh at our funny gnomes
  • Measurements: stands 8.5" inches Tall x 4.5" inches Wide, Weighs 1 lb | Made from Polyresin | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Not Included
  • Safety Tested: Complies with CA Proposition 65 | Designed in the USA. Made in China

Overview

  • Color : Unpainted
  • Brand : Gnometastic
  • Theme : Bird, Home Decor, Figures/People, Nature And Outdoors, funny
  • Material : Resin
  • Style : Unpainted
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